harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone


tuscanystuff:

I actually really like this ad campaign.



#homeless man chatting up burberry model on the street (x)

unicornshirtdays:

Ed Sheeran + ‘darling’ 

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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Anonymous said: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

olivegarden:


snapchatting:

*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year


conshence:

imagine if every note you got on a post was $1

theonion:

GlaxoSmithKline Releases New Drug To Treat People Who Just Feel Sort Of Weird Sometimes

Kyle and Dan playing drums together in ‘Of the Night’